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NOISE MACHINES

Some kiddies will tell you that the future of sound is digital, now these kiddies are right but we don't want just digital sounds because analogue looks cooler and sounds cooler. So I admire people who spend three hours trying to make there jupiter8 go BEEP rather than some kiddy who just switched on their store bought sampler and pumped out a eurodance sequence. I do however admire people who program their computers to make sounds analogue machines can't.

AUDIENCE

Now some misguided kiddies will tell you that its was 'hell cool' getting three broken ribs and a black eye in the KORN pit "man." They are wrong because really mosh pits aren't all that fun, what the world needs now is love, literally at the concert. If the audience loved each other then they could space out and maybe dance a little - Whatever happened to dancing and funk?

TIPS FOR CONCERTS

Now there are some important things that you will need to take to concerts in the future. If its outside (usually called a festival) we at pomofu advise that you wear a shirt and try to keep it on all day. Guys without shirts are definitely uncool and a girl without a shirt is a sure sign that she can't handle her alcohol. We believe that going to a festival and getting paralytic (drunk) isn't cool. Just ask the guy at LIVID who lost his front teeth and didn't even know about it. Out of common courtesy when you are at a festival and you get the urge to 'crowd surf' it would nice if you asked the people in front of you if they would like to be kicked in the face before you mount the pit.

BEANBAGS

The Beanbag is definitely an under-used concert accessory, and if you are going to a concert you should check with management to see if there will be room for your beanbag.

The coolest people are the people who take their beanbags to concerts. Seventies style beanbags are best and depending on the music you have to place your beanbag well. If you are at a disused cinema listening to great underground experimental pop then place the beanbag wherever you please.

We believe if you can't take your beanbag to a concert then it is not worth going.

If you are interested in joining a 'Beanbags at concerts' action group e-mail me at [email protected] . pomofu will definitely be encouraging audiences to bring their bean bags to concerts.

If you know any industry insiders who aid in planning festivals perhaps you could get them in contact with pomofu as we will provide them with information on how to set up a beanbag stage at their respective festivals.

I feel that the beanbag thing is fairly well covered.

POMOFU THEOLOGY

pomofu are not a glam band, so if some skinny kid in a frock tells you that pomofu are a glam band made up of bass, keyboards and a dancer just tell him he's out of the band, that'll shut him up.

pomofu mixes analogue (NCC) with digital (DAN C) and a bass player.  We also have a spiritual adviser pomofucius who advises us on all spiritual aspects of life in the band.